Death to a webcam!

Yes, it's official I'm going to murder my webcam. I'm so annoyed with it right now I can scream. I see myself as the person who could actually assassinate a webcam. Call me crazy if you want but I see no reason whatsoever that this stupid piece of plastic and whatever else it's made of should live if it refuses to do what it's created to do. I bet if I start stomping it, it would actually record that just for the police. Not only is it annoying me but it's trying to witness it's own demise. What a twisted and evil device. I'm going to cover it's with my red socks and completely destroy it (no sinister plot on my part, my red socks just happen to be in eyesight).